Wednesday, October 19, 2005

BARNEY

(24.02.98)

Barney,
He was a dickhead
And
Nobody liked him

Why?
Because he looked weird;

Barney,
He wasn't hated
They
Just didn't like him

Why?
Because he looked weird;

Barney,
He tried his best
But
People didn't notice

Why?
Because he looked weird;

Barney,
He killed himself
And
No one cared

Why?
Because he looked weird.

4 comments:

changapeluda said...

I spelled weird wrong....then got told you don't accept anonymous comments even though I was not. My comment here is more of a question. Is this the big purple dinosaur Barney??? Because I hate that obnoxious fucker... as well.

Brent Vermilyea said...

Good stuff. The parallelism is very effective.

MrC said...

lol ... never though about it like that! ... fortunately the big purple twat was never a part of my life! .. so no, it wasn't about him.
;)

Harmunt said...

Go on lads - you know you want too!
http://www.hitentertainment.com/barney/index.html

:)