TOMMY BECOMES SCIENCE

(29.05.98)

Tommy was amazed by the immense heat
Coming from within his stomach area,
After Tommy had been given his favourite treat
In the back seat of his Sierra;

So Tommy decided investigation was called for
In order to determine the cause,
So he slashed himself and abruptly fainted on the floor
When he spotted inside him the gauze;

This lapse of consciousness and footing
Meant that Tommy failed to see,
The tripod and Bunsen burner ... er... burning
Like when he used to attend lessons in Chemistry;

Tommy didn't wake back up, ever
As he had died,
The intense heat meant that whatever
Was inside had fried.